mikkelseen:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: queenadlers, via californiaislove)

fasterfood:

half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that

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holynipples:

smilingtommo:

i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles
and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”
and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” 
so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg
why did you do this 
mom i know u can hear me
wHY 
WHY TELL ME 
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG

I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK

shrekspeare:

i’d just like to point out that telling someone they’re too skinny and must “eat a burger and put some meat on those bones” is just as rude as telling someone they’re fat and must go on a diet

(Source: internetexplorers, via californiaislove)

trespasses:

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